Pathan I Lov U Ladaki: Tamij Se Baat Karo Pathan: Bismillahiramari Ki Dua Ke Saath Main Bhikh Mangta Hu I Lav Yu
Jaja: Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai? Pathan (Mujarim): Hamne Lakhon Logon Ko Naukari Di Hai? Jaj: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Hamara Karan Hi Pulis Aur Adalat Men Lakhon Log Naukari Karti Hai
Pathan Ne Apane Bachche Ka Naam MQM Rakha Dost: Aapko To MQM Se Nafrat Hai Fir Aapne Bete Ka Naam MQM Kyon Rakha? Pathan: Hum Sari Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap Hai
Dost: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Sal Ke Hain? Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Ham Hain? Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: O Yaara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua Usi Din To Vo Abbu Bana
Pathan Apni Bivi Ki Kabr Pe Jorjor Se Pankha Chala Ke Ro Raha Tha Kisi Ne Kaha: Itni Mohabbat? Ya Allah Pathan Bola: Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Sala Roj 2 Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai?
Pathan Apni Ladki Se "Mis Aapne Mujhe Kal Mis Cal Kyon Di Thi?" Ladki: Maine To Aap Ko Koi Miss Call Nahin Di Pathan: To Kal Mere Mobile Pe Ye Kyon Likha A Raha Tha "1 Miss Call"